September 21, 2009

A Really Funny Gospel for Kids

Wow.

by Jim Elliff

I watched a portion of a video designed for the purpose of telling Bible stories and presenting the gospel. The entertainer was dressed like an angelic Elvis Presley, complete with wings. The clothes and movements of the entertainer’s body were an overstatement of the real Elvis. My friend touted the act as “soooooo funny.” It was. I mean that he was so funny that I could not help but laugh. What should we think about this approach?

1. First, the combination of the gospel (which is dead serious) and staged humor make strange bedfellows. I am not speaking of occasional situational humor that is often acceptable. And I certainly do not mean that we should never laugh. We appreciate both humor and the gospel, but do they work well together? Is a comedic presentation the appropriate tool for such a weighty subject? One has to ask the question, “What is soooooo funny about the gospel?” In this program, Elvis was said to be “sent from God.” But are angelic majesties “soooooo funny?” Is the truth about the cross “soooooo funny? Are sin, heaven, hell, Christ, salvation, or even the stories of redemptive history “soooooo funny?” What does God think about this? Should I listen to the gospel from a man in a winged Elvis suit?

2. The medium of humor is a poor instrument of conviction. Children, and everybody else for that matter, are brought to the need for repentance through the conviction of the Spirit. Does laughter get me there? Does that which is designed to trivialize, also cause me to agonize?

3. The use of such means may deaden the child’s ability and appetite to receive truth in a more conventional spoken or written form. In other words, entertainment becomes to the listener the preferred medium of receiving his information about God. The undiscerning listener (and that’s what all children are by nature until trained) may soon become unable to receive truth any other way. And this addiction to entertainment as the conveyor of information may last into adulthood.

4. Generally speaking, making truth entertaining means that the nuances and complexities are removed, and only a simple or direct transferable idea is useable. I am saying that most entertainment does not have the ability to give the child anything substantive, but rather only a greatly reduced or simplistic concept.

5. Quite often, God’s name is taken in vain. For instance, to say that God sent an angelic Elvis as I have described above is really to desecrate God’s character and name. Humor about God is almost always an “empty” or “vain” way of speaking about the God of the universe. We wouldn’t be able to put on such a performance in front of God’s throne in heaven.

6. Depending on the level of intensity of the entertainment, the truth may be totally drowned in the humor. In other words, what the child remembers may not be truth about God at all, but the funny situation depicted. At the end of the day, the child may come away from the entertaining religious experience having learned nothing at all.

Copyright © 2002 Jim Elliff. Christian Communicators Worldwide, Inc. Permission granted for not-for-sale reproduction in unedited form including author’s name, title, complete content, copyright and weblink. Other uses require written permission.

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September 21, 2009

“I will rejoice over them to do them good.”

Loving this, from Spurgeon, this morning and wanted to share.

“I will rejoice over them to do them good.”
– Jeremiah 32:41

How heart-cheering to the believer is the delight which God has in his saints! We cannot see any reason in ourselves why the Lord should take pleasure in us; we cannot take delight in ourselves, for we often have to groan, being burdened; conscious of our sinfulness, and deploring our unfaithfulness; and we fear that God’s people cannot take much delight in us, for they must perceive so much of our imperfections and our follies, that they may rather lament our infirmities than admire our graces. But we love to dwell upon this transcendent truth, this glorious mystery: that as the bridegroom rejoiceth over the bride, so does the Lord rejoice over us. We do not read anywhere that God delighteth in the cloud-capped mountains, or the sparkling stars, but we do read that he delighteth in the habitable parts of the earth, and that his delights are with the sons of men. We do not find it written that even angels give his soul delight; nor doth he say, concerning cherubim and seraphim, “Thou shalt be called Hephzibah, for the Lord delighteth in thee”; but he does say all that to poor fallen creatures like ourselves, debased and depraved by sin, but saved, exalted, and glorified by his grace. In what strong language he expresses his delight in his people! Who could have conceived of the eternal One as bursting forth into a song? Yet it is written, “He will rejoice over thee with joy, he will rest in his love, he will joy over thee with singing.” As he looked upon the world he had made, he said, “It is very good”; but when he beheld those who are the purchase of Jesus’ blood, his own chosen ones, it seemed as if the great heart of the Infinite could restrain itself no longer, but overflowed in divine exclamations of joy. Should not we utter our grateful response to such a marvellous declaration of his love, and sing, “I will rejoice in the Lord, I will joy in the God of my salvation?”

September 16, 2009

A Snippet from Life

We have been BUSY. ALWAYS BUSY! I was telling Charles the other day that I don’t see why people worry about homeschoolers not having any chance at socialization… Homeschoolers are NEVER home! We’re always running somewhere to meet with someone… field trips, co-op classes, play-dates, park-days, art-days. I’m longing for a stay-at-home day! We’re having a great time, though.

I admit, I’m a little smug when we’re out running errands on the way home from one of our gazillion outings and various adults (glaring at me because my children are not in school) overhear these two short munchkins discussing thermonuclear fusion and light energy and solar flares. Just yesterday, a snobby-looking woman (granted, that may just be my nervous perception) ;) had to do a double-take when she walked by, because Noah and Lydia were discussing the difference between Egyptian hieroglyphics and Sumerian cuneiform.   I’ve got some pretty cool kiddos! They’re loads of fun! They love to learn and to discuss the things they’re learning. We have the neatest conversations! While I’m very tired and can’t find enough time to do all I need to do (I need a maid!), I wouldn’t trade this for anything in the world!

I would be missing out on so much neat stuff with them! Still, I have my days of impatience and fatigue and I often find myself checking out the website for Providence Classical Academy (the neatest private school in our area)! My husband is such an encourager, though! When he comes home to a messy house with laundry all over the place because I haven’t had time to fold it or put it away, or when he comes home to a crazy-looking wife racing around trying to decide what to make for dinner, or when he comes home to his bride reduced to tears because it’s been a hard day, he’s always kind and patient and he lifts me up! He tells me how beautiful I am and how smart I am and how proud of me he is and of how thankful he is that we’re a TEAM and that I’m the mother of his children. He tells me I’m a great teacher and the most amazing wife. Sometimes I have to pinch myself, he’s so unbelievable! I cry and pout and apologize for not having everything done that I think needs to be done and he smiles and hugs me and asks me, “Are my children alive?” Of course, they are and he laughs and says, “Then you’ve done a great job today!” I still can’t believe that Charles is mine! I don’t deserve him at all… but OH! I don’t think any woman on the planet could ever be as thankful as I am! And I think you would be hard-pressed to find a woman more in love with her husband. God is good, isn’t He?!?

Well, I’m rambling now…  I better end this!  We’ve got lots of school to do today! The children have been memorizing Robert Louis Stevenson’s poetry. So far, we’ve done “At the Seaside” and “The Swing.” Today we are working on “Where Go the Boats”. We’ve also got to get ready for a big art day tomorrow! YIKES! Add to that: Noah’s math test, Lydia’s phonics test, vocabulary for both History and Astronomy, and soccer practice for BOTH of them followed by church… I really had better get going!

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August 12, 2009

Looking for Peace in… a HOT DOG?!?

So… I know that the Scriptures do NOT say, In swine you shall have peace… but honestly, I’m not caring much right now… I’m opting for 2 hot dogs with mayo and relish on wheat buns and facebook. Yup. There you have it! The Christian life isn’t all rainbows and sunshine my friends. Sometimes it feels like it would be SO MUCH EASIER to NOT be a Christian…

BUT GOD!

THERE’S the thing… HE always gets involved… When you’re His… you can’t get away from Him. You see… The SPIRIT of God LIVES in Christians! Crazy, granted, but TRUE… the whole foolish things to confound the wise and all that jazz… And so… when you are so frustrated and irritated that you run to relish-covered hot dogs and social networking sites instead of your God… He will USE the very site… and sometimes your very own posts to remind you of who you are and (even better) who HE is… I’d be so MAD… but I can’t anymore. I just have to chuckle. He’s so FUN and so NICE and He loves His people so much that He WON’T LET US AVOID HIM!

I’m so happy to have a Father who seeks His children… binding them with chains of LOVE! Doggone it!

:D

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August 1, 2009

Gran & Grandad Celebrate 50 years

50 years of marriage!
Wow!

GEAUX Gran and Grandad!!!

What a TESTIMONY… what an EXAMPLE…

Gearing up for their 50th wedding anniversary celebration, the grandchildren and great grandchildren were to write a short little tid-bit to be put into a booklet for them.  I thought I’d share ours:

From me:

Gran

Not many would grab a strange, awkward, troubled, ten-year-old little girl and put her on one’s lap.  My Gran did, though.  While I didn’t fit comfortably on her lap 21 years ago and I certainly can’t fit in her lap now, I really can’t question whether or not I fit into her heart.  Her heart is so colossal that I wonder if anyone really questions his place there!

While Gran and I don’t always agree, our “talks” are always precious and deep.  We might be accused of being sentimental or emotional… basing arguments more on feeling than reason… but Gran and I would agree (and argue fiercely with you) that we are both PASSIONATE… and it is so much fun to be passionate with her!

It’s wild to think that so many years ago, when I watched the rest of the world walk out on me, God had a plan and He knew that I would need my Gran… to help validate (but not excuse) those crazy feelings, to understand the frightened, wary little girl, to always be honest with me, even when it hurt, and to hone my arguing skills!  Late-night talks on the beach, digging toes into the sand, almost always disagreeing but always loving…No one is like my Gran!

Now, as a woman and a mother, I love seeing Gran squeeze my children while she smiles widely and I can feel it… watching her, I remember what it felt like being so little and having those same loving arms engulfing me… squeezing me until I thought I’d pop!  I love watching her rock around the house, dancing with a munchkin or one of her girls in her arms… throwing her head back in laughter… speeding down the road jamming to groovy music… talking to her girls… cheering on the Tigers… loving her friend, Grandad!  I am so happy that God made her my Gran!  What biology didn’t do… GOD DID!

Grandad

Just saying the name truly makes me taller!  Grandad! It’s delicious to say… not because the word, itself, rolls off the tongue in any special way, but because of WHO the word represents!  There is no Grandad on the planet as cool as John Errol Gautreau!

I giggle, thinking of my groovy Grandad, sitting at the table with the paper, sipping cappuccino out of the 99¢ Gray Power mug I gave to him 20 years ago… or in the living room, watching golf, a game, or the weather channel while all of his women sit in the kitchen, cackling… the louder the women get, the higher he cranks the volume on the tv… the louder the women get… the higher he cranks the volume on the tv… no animosity… no irritation… just matter-of-fact.

Matter-of-fact! That’s it!  He is so matter-of-fact that you can trust him in absolutely everything!  He doesn’t hurt your feelings when he tells you that you’re wearing ridiculously high heels because… as a matter-of-fact, they ARE ridiculously high!  He’s amazing!

Our Grandad is so fun, sharing his loves and joys with his grandchildren and great grandchildren… comics, side-by-side on the sofa… laughing and pointing and, while the jokes are too far above our heads, we always laugh because we love Grandad and we want to love what he loves!  Sending surprises in the mail… and having special little treats for his family when he sees them in the form of shiny, hand-picked rocks, mini-flashlights, pink flamingos, and boomerangs!  He knows EVERYTHING!  Really, he does!  He’ll tell you about the Jesuits and the stars and the planets and the Bernoulli Principle and he’ll even tell you the best way to tie your shoes when you go for a run.  And when he tells you all of these wonderful, amazing, and sometimes simple things, he’s telling you that he loves you!

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From Charles:

Gran

When I think of Gran, I think of a woman who is not afraid to just jump up and dance.  In a world where it seems that people are too self-conscious to do just about anything, it is so refreshing and inspiring to see someone willing to embrace the moment anytime, anywhere.

From day one, you made me feel like a welcome addition to your family, which is saying a LOT, as we all know the value you put on the family God has given to you.  You were even the first babysitter for our first child!  Thank you!

I love you, Gran!  Dance on!

Grandad

When I think of Grandad, I think of the words, “my boy”.  Even though I know he calls a lot of people that (maybe everybody), there is something about hearing it that makes me feel at ease, at home, and as if I had known him my whole life.

I also think about the word craftsmanship.  Grandad loves fine craftsmanship.  Whether it’s the curved wood of a boomerang, a beautiful pitch and putt, or the awe-inspiring cosmos, Grandad knows, respects, and admires craftsmanship.  He should, because He and Gran have crafted an incredible family.

I love you, Master Craftsman.

From Noah:

Gran

I love the cereal that Gran has.  It’s so good and my mom never gets it for me.  Gran has it at her house, though.  Gran is funny when she dances and paques eggs.  I think we should see Gran more often.

Grandad

Grandad is cool.  He knows a lot about space and if I email him, he emails me back with all the answers.  He makes boomerangs and he throws them, too.  He’s really nice to sit and let me hold them.  He discusses them with me and tells me how they work and what they’re called.  That’s pretty cool for a grandad to do, I think.

From Lydia:

Gran

Dear Gran,

You are so nice and gentle and loving and kind.  And so I love you so much.  I like you so much.  You dance with me and we laugh and that is so fun.  You are the best.

Love,

Lydia

Grandad

Dear Grandad,

I like you so much.  I like how you’re into space and boomerangs.  And I love you so much.  SUPER much.  So, this is how much I love you:  ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON AND HEAVEN AND ALL THE WAY BACK… that’s a lot, huh?

Love,
Lydia

I really wish we had done something like this for Grandma and Grandpa, who celebrated their 50th a few years ago…
Hmmm… maybe we can put something like that together for them soon!

I’m amazed that I’ve got phenomenal granparents on BOTH sides of the family… so completely different and so completely wonderful!
They are both wonderful testimonies to covenant-keeping…

I’m thankful!

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July 20, 2009

13 Letters: The Curriculum

WOW!

I only ordered the workbook.  The dvds are pretty pricey for our family’s budget (but I’m thinking they’re going to be worth it!  I can hardly wait to convince Charles to put it in the budget!♥)

I wanted to check out the workbook, first, to get a feel for it…  WOW!  What is God going to do?!?  I can hardly wait to see…
Have you seen Him working in the hearts of the skateboard culture and the hip-hop culture?!?  It’s EXCITING!  I think of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia, “Aslan is on the move…”  But this is so much GREATER!  Our King is on the move… the Holy Spirit is blowing and going… conquering and captivating hearts…  WOOT!
I can’t help chuckling and cheering…  We “reformed” Christians tend to be pretty stuffy and arrogant (which makes my stomach turn!  WE KNOW GRACE and yet we can often be some of the most UNgracious and judgmental people!!!)

I can’t say a TON about 13 Letters yet… I saw the sample dvd last week and I just got the workbook in the mail today… but I LOVE it so far!!!  I’m so EXCITED!!!
I’m having a hard time paying attention to my children, because the layout and depth of this workbook is so… beautiful and REFRESHING!
(The munchkins are having fun dancing about to Shai Linne, Tedashii, Sho Baraka and everyone else, though, so I think I’m okay for a while longer! ;) )

Keeping in mind that I don’t have the leader’s guide, I’ll try to post a bit as I go through the workbook…
I’m PUMPED!  I’m loving the summary sentences and the way I see things broken up so far…
The artist’s intent pieces are fun, too… not only are they encouraging, stirring up our hearts, it gives us a peek into the hearts of some of our blood-bought brothers!

Pray for these men.  Pray for ReachLife Ministries…
“And when the Gentiles heard this, they began rejoicing and glorifying the word of the Lord, and as many as were appointed to eternal life believed.”  Acts 13:48

Our God is so GREAT!

I love that there is a godly gang of men MAKING MUCH OF OUR KING!!!

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July 17, 2009

Amazed that God Saves Any

Wow…

July 15, 2009

Identity Crisis… a Quick Review of Tedashii Anderson’s Latest CD…

I’m not one to  “review” things, usually (maybe I’ll start!)… but this is THAT GOOD!
My hubby and munchkins surprised me with this cd for my birthday at breakfast this morning and this is what I think:

Identity Crisis= an unbelievable blessing!
(Thank you, God! You are so NICE to us!)
A super-fun and much-needed birthday present!

CONVICTING
it’s so easy to believe the lie that what the world thinks matters…

ENCOURAGING and EXHORTING…
Tedashii stirs us up and reminds us, throughout this entire album, that CHRIST, alone, is our all-satisfying treasure!

I think it might be my very favorite cd at the moment (don’t scoff that it’s rap/hip-hop… it’s PACKED with TRUTH!) …
it makes me NOTHING…
It makes Tedashii NOTHING…
but it makes our Christ EVERYTHING!

I heard this song for the first time this morning and the tears flow, because it is MY heart… my wicked, wretched heart that has been redeemed and captivated by the King! Oh! His conquering love! How thankful I am for His choosing me! He is ALL I NEED! He, alone, is my all-satisfying treasure!

You can get the lyrics HERE… or read them as the video plays.

Note:  I DO wish these amazing men would SMILE!!!  The covers of their cds make them look like thugs… hard… miserable… ready to beat somebody down… they are Christians… saved by grace… chosen by GOD!!!  They KNOW the JOY that is FOUND IN CHRIST…  I’m just saying!
;)

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July 14, 2009

Pressing Toward Resting

The first time I heard this was at the DWYL Tour in Dallas a few nights ago. I could hardly wait to get home to Shreveport (3 hours!) so that I could download it from itunes (and look up the lyrics).

Lyrics:

Work

Hook:
I Work/and I Press/and I do everything I can just trying to give these folks my best/
I Sweat/and I Grind/I used to try but learned that I can’t please these people all the time/
(Repeat 2x’s)

Verse 1:
Hey, what’s happening hommie/hey, hey, whaitdew mane/
Don’t know bout you but I’m working/trying to keep pressing mane/
In life/with rhymes/I fight with people pleasing/
That’s trife, this time/I’m fighting to please Jesus/
I’m done with it dog/all the lying and masquerading/
The fronting and the faking/I hate it, life feels so vacant/
I used to let ‘em make it/even if it got blatant/
No matter how flagrant, I’d let it slide like stealing bases/
But now I finally get it/so I aint ever quitting/
I can’t be passive, inactive like players that’s been injured/
Far from it/been hurt, been even knocked off my feet/
But I’m in Christ, and I want life like its suppose to be/

Hook

Verse 2:
When I ain’t know, who I was/everyday I wasted life/
Pagan days of people pleasing cause I wasn’t chasing Christ/
Worried bout the he say/she say / I’d repeat it like a replay/
I was chasing their approval like a runner in a relay/(GO)
I was believing that if I got it/no-doubt it’d be/all good/
But even if I got it/somehow it would/fall through/
I tried to keep standing/living by a weak standard/
Believing even Jesus received me based on my weak merits/
Lies from the pit/lies I won’t forget/
Lies that ruin lives and keep you blind to who you is/
Sinner saved by grace/through faith for Jesus sake/
So what you have count as loss as we press to see His face/

Hook

Verse 3:
Every Christians on the track/but are we focused like a skope/
Or are we racing never pacing/are we running to the goal/
Upward (upward) calling (calling)/full in (full in) knowledge (knowledge)/
Nothing hollow/like the lotto/true rewards/from God the Father/
Well we should be/no matter what they say, or even throw at us/
Keep rolling up, and pressing in/and showing folks you rest in Him/
See when it’s, all said and done, I wanna, be true in Christ/
I wanna, see fruit that’s proof to know it’s true to life/
So look to Him, give up everything to make it to Him/
To know Him fully/becoming holy as you pursue Him/
To all my saints, who know they saved/
But know there’s more to gain/
Keep pressing till the end when we will see Him face to face/

Hook

I find myself listening to it several times a day now… Even as a believer madly in love with her King, I am such a people-pleaser… *blech* and it’s PAINFUL that no matter how hard I work, it’s never good enough… I try to earn my place with Christ, too… KNOWING that my Bridegroom doesn’t work that way…! Oh! The battle rages on!!! How thankful I am that God is using Tedashii to remind us of the armor we have in the Truth that is Christ and His merciful and undeserved favor!

I was really blessed, too, by Tedashii’s testimony of God’s faithfulness to set him FREE from the need to please people… Oh! How my good, kind King used that to pierce my heart and convict me (for it is SIN to make these people and my position in their esteem IDOLS!) and lead me to repentance.

It’s not easy…  I’m fighting right now!

I don’t WANT to work… press… sweat… or grind… I want to REST in my Shiloh!

The ONLY “pressing” I want to be a part of is Philippians 3:12-16:

Not that I have already obtained this or am already perfect, but I press on to make it my own, because Christ Jesus has made me his own. Brothers, I do not consider that I have made it my own. But one thing I do: forgetting what lies behind and straining forward to what lies ahead,  I press on toward the goal for the prize of the upward call of God in Christ Jesus.  Let those of us who are mature think this way, and if in anything you think otherwise, God will reveal that also to you.  Only let us hold true to what we have attained.

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June 26, 2009

36 Odd Things

WHO MAKES THESE THINGS?!?

I would have called them Random things… they aren’t very ODD… but oh well.
A friend sent this to me on facebook.  I thought I’d post it here for my facebook-less family members….  Feel free to comment with YOUR 36 things… I’d LOVE the glimpse into your mind and heart! ♥

36 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, Copy and FILL IT OUT please!
Learn 36 things about your friends, and let them learn 36 things about you!
Send back to me and to several more friends!<br>

1. Do you like blue cheese?
Absolutely… NOT

2. Have you ever smoked?
Yes

3. Do you own a gun?
No, we own MANY GUNS

4. What flavor Kool-Aid was your favorite when you were a kid?
Hawaiian Punch

5. Do you ever wish you could click “undo” in your life like you do on your computer?
Yes… and No…
I regret SO MANY THINGS that I have done… I was so very foolish… I hurt people… That sucks! I would love to spare OTHERS pain and even be spared the many and varying consequences I suffer to this day for my sin… but my God is so good and so gracious to forgive me and to USE my sin… for HIS glory. WHY would I want to undo THAT?!? I LOVE MY GOD because He has forgiven me and I am happy that I can’t UNDO that!

Therefore I tell you, her sins, which are many, are forgiven—for she loved much. But he who is forgiven little, loves little.” And he said to her, “Your sins are forgiven.” Then those who were at table with him began to say among themselves, “Who is this, who even forgives sins?” And he said to the woman, “Your faith has saved you; go in peace.”

6. What do you think of hot dogs?

YUMMY! But not something I’d want to eat EVERY day! My favorites were Frank’s Franks at Lakenheath and Mildenhall in the UK. I’d get the jumbo… plain… YUM! Now, I’m a mayo and hotdog relish girl.

7. Favorite Christmas movie?

I’m dull, I suppose. I haven’t a favorite. I tolerate them all for the sake of loved ones…

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Since my doctor told me to lay off the coffee (I was having at least 6 cups/day and it was wreaking havoc on me), I drink water. I would LOVE to drink 32oz of chocolate milk every morning for the rest of my life… but somehow… I don’t think that would be very good for me, either!

9. Can you do push ups?
HaHaHaHa…….. You’re so funny!!!
I can do those push-up ice cream things, though! You know- the orange sherbet things! YUM!

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
My wedding ring.

11. Favorite hobby?
geocaching

12. Do you have A. D. D.?
I don’t think I have A.D.D. I think I’m enthusiastic about some things… and could not care less for others. I dive into the things I love at the moment and completely avoid the things I don’t.

13. Do you wear glasses/contacts?
Nope. My mother threatens me that it’s coming, though.

14. Middle name?
Marie, after my mom! It was my 17th birthday present! Mom and Dad went to court and had it changed, and delivered the papers, signed by a judge, to me at Shogun. VERY fun! Before then, I didn’t have a middle name. My biological parents named me Tinalee. Weird, huh?

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
Need to do the bulletin- What will I make for lunch for my munchkins- I’ve GOT to get a new hammock so I can READ!!!

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, Blue Powerade, Coke

17. Current worry?
I have LOTS of things I COULD be worried about… but God has been working on me!!! I can honestly say that I’m not worried about a thing, because I’m trusting all that God has promised to be for me in Jesus. Now… tomorrow might be different… but I’m only thinking of today and TODAY my omer is full of Manna! WOOT!

18. Current hate right now?
My very strong, very powerful, very persuasive FLESH!!!
Can’t WAIT to be rid of this body of death.

19. Favorite place to be?
With Charles

20. How did you bring in the New Year?
Had a VERY FUN night at Jill’s Gymnastics!

21. Where would you like to go?
Everywhere and nowhere… it totally depends.

22. Name four people who will complete this:
Hmmm… Christina has already done it.
I don’t know! Surprise me!

23. Do you own slippers?
Nope.

24. What color shirt are you wearing?
I’m wearing one of my hubby’s wife-beaters. Why do we call them that? I mean, I know why… but that’s not what it says on the package… I’m wearing one of my hubby’s Hanes Men’s Classic A-Shirts.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Can’t stand it! I’m a crisp, cool cotton girl!

26. Can you whistle?
No… I can only do this weird high-pitched tone thing that makes dogs perk up their ears.

27. Where are you now?
A la Maison Heureuse de Moser

28. Would you want to be a pirate?
Nope.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don’t sing in the shower. I think and plan.

30. Favorite Girl’s Name?
Lydia

31. Favorite boy’s name?
Noah

32. What is in your pocket right now?
No pockets in my yoga pants.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
Lydia and Noah swinging into the pool like joyful little monkeys

34. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
I don’t know. I don’t think I’ve had anything truly terrible. Charles had to cut my foot with his pocket knife last weekend to take out the most enormous splinter… more like a PLANK… THAT is freshest and STILL hurts!

35. Do you love where you live?
Yes! Shreveport is truly the neatest little city on the PLANET! I LOVE my home!!! I love that most of the people I love are here! I’m a happy girlie!

36. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2

My face when I get a bite of blue cheese…

GROSS!

;)

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